About Us

With a laid back, bright and airy environment we offer a great lunch menu that becomes legendary when served alfresco on a beautiful sunny Glasgow day. With a south facing terrace we get the rare rays of sun from espresso and banana on toast in the morning through to a bottle of pinot grigio and a gin martini while watching the sun go down.

We are dynamic figures, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. We have been known to remodel train stations on our lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. We translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, we write award-winning operas, we manage time efficiently. Occasionally, some of us tread water for three days in a row.

Dean woo's women with his sensuous and god-like trombone playing. John can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and Tracey cooks Thirty- Minute Brownies in 20 minutes. Chico is an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, Suzie once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. She plays bluegrass cello... She is the subject of numerous documentaries. When we're bored, we build large suspension bridges in the car-park. We enjoy urban hang-gliding. On Wednesdays, after service, we repair electrical appliances free of charge.

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